in less than twenty four hours after my previous article,viz.the rossogollas,the shock and the fireman,my dear shubha chechi(my servant..the unforunate creature i forgot to mention was only a bare thirty or so years old..) failed to turn up yet again due to a very unfortunate headache,this being the 3rd in the week...... and for the third time this week i had to was dishes...hang the clothes wherever it was to be hung and tidy up the house.....!!! :( how i hate newtons third law...!!

THE ROSSOGOLLA,THE SHOCK AND THE FIREMAN

heya...so i'm back...sleeves rolled up..to write another..erm..blog entry...since a certain few people..ahem..said that my first 2 articles were actually..ahem.. nice( come on u evil minds,they actually meant it..or they'd better coz they are going to be the first to read this one..i'll make sure they are..!!)..
.well..another of those rainy days in the rainy season in the rainy..oops Tiny Town of Tripunithura(alliteration...!!im a genius..!!)..in the tiny..no..rainy..no wait..tiny,rainy state of kerala..
me all huddled up in the sofa..a remote in 1 hand surfing channels and a tin of rossogolla in the other(which btw is yummmmmmmmy..)..newly opened...and me all drooling...m about to have my first dig into the yummmy waters-not a word now..all those who do not approve of this wonnnderful..sweet..yummmmy delicacy!..coz i'll make sure anyone who falls in the category will get all nails ripped off his fingers and get nailed on the cross..(oh for christs sake think straight for once people..i definitely wouldnt want to give the mortal offenders ETERNAL pleasure..!!)before they enter ETERNAL hell..!!
ok..so where was i-yeah..nnjoing.., when my servant screams-"shock in the grinder,rekha mole(it literally means daughter but u can take it for dear..!!,and 'e' isnt silent..btw the word can alternatively be spelled moley )......
i was aGHast- not at the SHOCKING new info,but at the hard reality that my servant never tires of her tales of misery and adventures in her everyday life,where she falls prey to the most unexpected of misfortunes..(why god why..??!!!why this saintly creature of all in this evil wRld..!!)..
for instance last week she complained of a bruise in the hand off holding the bus railing !!)........and a backache off sweeping the floors of our house..and joint pain off washing dishes in cold water in our house..(dont u think its high time we cry-why god why..why us of all people..??!!!) paavam had to take to days off for each..!! :O....and people the female is the epitome of cleanliness-she bathes twice in the evening-before and after a bus journey-coz her copassengers(you know..those ugh! daily wagers..)stink..
im not drifing off the topic am i..??
so yeah..i decide to go down nd check..or rather yell at her jubiliantly afta i prove her wrong..!!so there i go nd touch the grinder...
@!~@##@#@# @#$%^SMACK..!!*&^%$$!$#!~@

...................did the grinder just hit me back??!! @#$!$!@.
................or did someone whack my right hand...??!!^&&$%..
for all i know,one minute i had my index finger an inch from it
.....next second..i feel a weird tingling right from my right index finger all the way to my elbow and shoulder..!!
i couldnt believe it..the truth was staring at me with an evil smile and a club in hand..for once...for once..she was actually right...!!!!

so what could i do now...???(and she actually thought i knew what to do..!!!)..well i did get it in a sec..(im know..im smart..!!)..
dialled 2706987(my dad,u dumbass..!!)no..sorry u arent one coz i never told u that my dad is the electrician cum plumber cum mason cum engineer cum driver cum mechanic cum farmer cum tiller..oh..!!forget it everything but cooking..!!(sshhh..dont tell him this..!!)..ok so i call him..pour out the whole story in a solemn manner(duh..!!)..i insisted i need to get the work done(u'll see why.. ;) )... his next lines were..promise me u wont touch it till i come..(i told u to wait..*twinkle in the eye*)
easiest promise i made in my entire life..annd..one which i was a 200% sure i'd never break..!!...........................and i dint..!!
my paavam dad..came home tired..
started with it right away... like a firefighter(clad in a raincoat and helmet..i told u he was dedicated..wanted to enLIGHTen the house asap..) started his work..took his toolbox out..opened switchboards,dismantled wires,went around with a tester checking for a power leak..and me his ever supportive handman with the toolbox(actually i cant really recollect this part..baad memory..but i distinctly remember the friends episode of the day..weird.. :P) beside him..
an earthing problem it was..he said..and had spent all this time working to rectify it...but paavam..neither did he have the energy to carry on..nor did i have the patience..so WE(lol) left it there..
...and he got out of the fireman's attire....
......night advanced...
...i open the fridge..SMACK..!!...
.....mom opens tap...SMMAACK..!!....
....i touch my TV..#@&SMACKK#@$....
... i touch CPU..not again..#$^SMACK$%....

AAARRRRGGHH...!!
i was REALLY MAD...
mom was TIRED AND MAD...
dad was IRRITATED,TIRED AND MAD.....
all of us had dinner in silence(no tv,no comp,no music..we *gggrrrrr*ed in silence..)and silently went to sleep(well..not exactly..we did cuss a lot..)....

"wake up..!!i'm leaving..." mom's last and final morning call(onlyfor the day though.. :( she'll do it all tomorrow again without fail..!! i call it-heights of optimism..!!)..i open my eyes..there she is..towering over me..clad in her blue sari(..or was it green..??!!..well actually i don remember...!! anyway who cares..!!:P )..
"did dad leave?"i ask..(fyi i neva see him in the morning all these 53 days of vac..he leaves earrly..9..cn ya believe it..!!)
"no,he is going to get the current problem fixed today.."she says..
SMACK..!! the SHOCKing memory comes back and hits me like a SHOCK..the SHOCKs of the previous day..my servant..yelling...raincoat..rossogollas...friends....GRINDER....!!
all of these carried over to today.. :(
my mom leaves..
nd dad says.."no tv,no pc till this is repaired.."NOOOOOO....!!!"
so that was my day today(the guy came at 5 in the evening..!!...gggrrrrr......)
.....and it is in those moments between planets boranus nad insanus that i planned it all out
.....to avenge the world for my day..my luck
......to make people realize what we underwent
......to give them a taste of what we had to bear
.....to bore them to DEATH.
....to BLOG
.......and TO MAKE EACH AND EVERY SOUL READ IT..AND FEEL IT.....the ITCH..the URGE......to........KILL THEMSELVES...!!
MUAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA....

so finally there goes an entry on NOTHING(i always wondered why they always said nothing is impossible..!!it very much IS..!!)let that be your SHOCK treatment u dumb chubis..!!

basically...ive no idea what to type in since this happens to be my first actual blog entry..basically i'm a bit reluctant to let people read things like this,for i have no idea how to write or what to write.so somehow i have this inherent feeling that i'm going to be one big flop...but hey now that i've started to type,it seems much better;and the fact that i'm kinda slow at typing actually worked the opposite way,since this gives me time to think and type.now this is something i do most of the time-do 2 things or rather try to dop 2 things at a time,one of which is usually daydreaming.that's how most of the time i have no clue what the person next to me told a few seconds back.anyway i have absolutely no idea what else to type.so guess i'd better stop...
p.s. :gee i actually blogged for once..hee hee..